Saddi poetry ;) hainji

Twinkle twinkle little star .. Akshay haiga bigger star .. kholi usne jeans do fly .. duniya kaindi hai hai
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"Be murawat .. be sharm .. be tuka ..be wajah .. be shaq .. be inteha ..be positive .. be patient .. be nice .. be bo "
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"Baba blake ship .. hab you annie bool ..yesh shir yesh shir ..therie baig phull .. won four my mashter ..baaki pata nahi kiththe gaye .. "
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"Dear Barbara mori .. suratiya to dikhao tori ..gajab ki ho tum chori ..ekdumm gori gori .. na karo humm se seena jori ..milne aaye to khilaye kachori .. Barbara mori Barbara mori "
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" O pyari Savitri .. time is past three ..are u again on a shopping spree.. lemme know when u get free .. chalegi pyar ki gaadi on patri ..U n me under one chattree .. O Savitri ..O Savitri "
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" Karo ek isaara to aasik ban jaye .. sarrt laga lo saalini haar gayi to saadi suda ho jaye .. dekhta hoo tumhari sakal to saheed ho jaye .. mann ki aankho se dekho to humm bhi saahrukk ho jaye "Re
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" Dabbe mai dabba .. dabbe mai khargoss .. ramess ne aankh maari .. puspa behosss "
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"Jindagi mai aate hai kai modd .. kuch muskilon ka nahi hota koi todd .. yaadon ko aaye humm peche chodd .. isliye kehta hoo O god ! O god !"
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" Bura jo dekhan mai chala .. tujhse bura na milya koy .. isiliye kehta hoo notty boy!! notty boy!! " hainji
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" Dear beer i saw a deer so near i pet her near the ear she shed a lil tear and showed me her rear .. i gave her one beer hic!! hic!! hic!beer o beer :)))))
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" Never bitch .. to a bitch about a bitch ..coz the bitch will go and bicth to the bitch who u bitched about ..and ull be the bitch " STAY SAFE
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" Andi mandi shandi "
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"Dil ki badhti hai Heart bit .. dekhoo jab tumje 'o my swit' .. pehno joote on ur fit .. kanta chubha to boloigi 'O sit O sit "
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" Osama 'bin' laden .. jaise .. jal 'bin' machli "
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" Kish my aish "
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" Along came Polly .. mainu kaindi holly holly .. 'picture vekh rahi hoon wood bolly' .. mai keya 'kiththe haigi dolly??' .. kandi 'pata ni ji o te haigi very jolly .. maybe she is behind the trolly ' .. mai kainda 'behn da khyal rakhna chaida thappad lagawanga Polly ' ... o kaindi ' very solly very solly ' .... hainji
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" Mai gaya hoon phass ..nahi hota dimaag tass se mass .. dil kahe bass .. khayaal aate hai duss .. chadd gayi nass pe nass .. ungaliyo mai pad gayi pass .. gimme laughter yani ke hass .. ek gall tu mainnu dass .. kya jaroori hai likhna statusss ?? " hainji