Twinkle twinkle little star .. Akshay haiga bigger star .. kholi usne jeans do fly .. duniya kaindi hai hai
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"Be murawat .. be sharm .. be tuka ..be wajah .. be shaq .. be inteha ..be positive .. be patient .. be nice .. be bo "
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"Baba blake ship .. hab you annie bool ..yesh shir yesh shir ..therie baig phull .. won four my mashter ..baaki pata nahi kiththe gaye .. "
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"Dear Barbara mori .. suratiya to dikhao tori ..gajab ki ho tum chori ..ekdumm gori gori .. na karo humm se seena jori ..milne aaye to khilaye kachori .. Barbara mori Barbara mori "
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" O pyari Savitri .. time is past three ..are u again on a shopping spree.. lemme know when u get free .. chalegi pyar ki gaadi on patri ..U n me under one chattree .. O Savitri ..O Savitri "
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" Karo ek isaara to aasik ban jaye .. sarrt laga lo saalini haar gayi to saadi suda ho jaye .. dekhta hoo tumhari sakal to saheed ho jaye .. mann ki aankho se dekho to humm bhi saahrukk ho jaye "Re
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" Dabbe mai dabba .. dabbe mai khargoss .. ramess ne aankh maari .. puspa behosss "
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"Jindagi mai aate hai kai modd .. kuch muskilon ka nahi hota koi todd .. yaadon ko aaye humm peche chodd .. isliye kehta hoo O god ! O god !"
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" Bura jo dekhan mai chala .. tujhse bura na milya koy .. isiliye kehta hoo notty boy!! notty boy!! " hainji
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" Dear beer i saw a deer so near i pet her near the ear she shed a lil tear and showed me her rear .. i gave her one beer hic!! hic!! hic!beer o beer :)))))
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" Never bitch .. to a bitch about a bitch ..coz the bitch will go and bicth to the bitch who u bitched about ..and ull be the bitch " STAY SAFE
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" Andi mandi shandi "
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"Dil ki badhti hai Heart bit .. dekhoo jab tumje 'o my swit' .. pehno joote on ur fit .. kanta chubha to boloigi 'O sit O sit "
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" Osama 'bin' laden .. jaise .. jal 'bin' machli "
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" Kish my aish "
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" Along came Polly .. mainu kaindi holly holly .. 'picture vekh rahi hoon wood bolly' .. mai keya 'kiththe haigi dolly??' .. kandi 'pata ni ji o te haigi very jolly .. maybe she is behind the trolly ' .. mai kainda 'behn da khyal rakhna chaida thappad lagawanga Polly ' ... o kaindi ' very solly very solly ' .... hainji
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" Mai gaya hoon phass ..nahi hota dimaag tass se mass .. dil kahe bass .. khayaal aate hai duss .. chadd gayi nass pe nass .. ungaliyo mai pad gayi pass .. gimme laughter yani ke hass .. ek gall tu mainnu dass .. kya jaroori hai likhna statusss ?? " hainji
opportinity
" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i say "Hainji ??? who isss ?? kaun aaya hai mooaa is waqt ? "
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" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i open the door and i say ........'wahhh behenji !! saree bahut janchti hai aap pe' !! .. hainji
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" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i say .. ' Ki thakk thakk.. lagai hui hai .. kambakhat maari .. tatti vi ni karne deti " hainji
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When opportunity knocks on my door i say ... "Opportunity kahiki .. isse pehle .. kiske saath rang raliyan mana rahi thi.. BOL"
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" When opportinity knocks on the door .. i say ' ki thak thak lagayi hai ?? .. bell ni dikhayi de rahi ?? "
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" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i feel ' leh phir kapde pehne padenge .. siyappa " hainji
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when opportunity knocks on ur door she is thinking.. "mua batmeej.. paani bhi nahin puchega.."
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When opportunity knocks on the door ... i feel ... 'zaroor 6th floor waali cheeni maangne ke bahane rishtedaro ko actor dikhane laayi hogi " .. hainji
Rosyviolet
"Rosy kaindi 'Deccan chargers ' .. Violet kaindi 'Royal challengers' .. mai kainda 'O te theek hai ... Shrookh khan ni khel ra ajj ??? '... :P " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi '_____' ... Violet kaindi '_____' ... mai kainda '__________________ Leh!! meri line lambi hai " .... hainji ;)
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"Rosy wants a 'tattoo' . . Violet wants a ' piercing' . . Mai kainda ' hai rabba . . Utha le mujhe ' . . " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' Teri maa da interrrview !! ' ... Violet kaindi 'Teri maa di capacity !!' .. mai kainda 'Oho bholi .. twannu gaali deni vi ni aandi ' hanji
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"Rosy kaindi ' Oye ! phuljhadi malti' . . Violet kaindi ' Hai ni patakha malti ' . . Mai kainda ' Oho chudailon . . Cheddo na . . pait ke liye karna padta hai ji ' . . " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' Dhoop !! Dhoop ' .. Vilolet kaindi ' Om om !! om om ' .. mai kainda 'O sitttt ! pehchan liya ?? mai te chaddar pa ke Alien banya si " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'lori suno' .. Voilet kaindi 'sing lullaby' .. mai kaindi 'Rosy da te samajh aa gaya .. Violet !! marjaniye !! .. tainu ki chaida hai ??? " .. hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ..'Hainji' .. Violet kaindi ..'Hainji' .. mai kainda .. 'Coppy cat".... ;)
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" Marr gayi Rosy .. te marr gayi Violet .. tussi maatam manao .. mai ja reya toilet " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi .. 'i look betterrr ' .. Violet kaindi .. 'meri photu haigi betterr' .. mai kainda .. 'tussi sab nu pasand ho ji ..afteraaal .. looks dont matterrrr !! ' ... " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi .. 'Banao ji koi sta-tuss " ... Violet kaindi .. 'Naina gaye tarass' .. mai kainda ... 'Lemme fo-kuss .. ye lo ji sta-tuss' .... ;) " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi '_____' ... Violet kaindi '_____' ... mai kainda '__________________ Leh!! meri line lambi hai " .... hainji ;)
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"Rosy wants a 'tattoo' . . Violet wants a ' piercing' . . Mai kainda ' hai rabba . . Utha le mujhe ' . . " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' Teri maa da interrrview !! ' ... Violet kaindi 'Teri maa di capacity !!' .. mai kainda 'Oho bholi .. twannu gaali deni vi ni aandi ' hanji
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"Rosy kaindi ' Oye ! phuljhadi malti' . . Violet kaindi ' Hai ni patakha malti ' . . Mai kainda ' Oho chudailon . . Cheddo na . . pait ke liye karna padta hai ji ' . . " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' Dhoop !! Dhoop ' .. Vilolet kaindi ' Om om !! om om ' .. mai kainda 'O sitttt ! pehchan liya ?? mai te chaddar pa ke Alien banya si " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'lori suno' .. Voilet kaindi 'sing lullaby' .. mai kaindi 'Rosy da te samajh aa gaya .. Violet !! marjaniye !! .. tainu ki chaida hai ??? " .. hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ..'Hainji' .. Violet kaindi ..'Hainji' .. mai kainda .. 'Coppy cat".... ;)
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" Marr gayi Rosy .. te marr gayi Violet .. tussi maatam manao .. mai ja reya toilet " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi .. 'i look betterrr ' .. Violet kaindi .. 'meri photu haigi betterr' .. mai kainda .. 'tussi sab nu pasand ho ji ..afteraaal .. looks dont matterrrr !! ' ... " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi .. 'Banao ji koi sta-tuss " ... Violet kaindi .. 'Naina gaye tarass' .. mai kainda ... 'Lemme fo-kuss .. ye lo ji sta-tuss' .... ;) " hainji
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rosy violet 2
" Rosy kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk .. Rosy kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk .. Rosy kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk .. Rosky kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk .. Rosy kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk .. Rosy kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk ........... mai kainda ' Hai bada ..pyara verbal table tennis khelde ho tussi dono ' :P " ..... hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' haww dufr ' . . Violet kaindi ' besharm' . . Mai kainda 'Batmeej .. darwaja knock karna si na . . Lungi kitthe hai ?' hainji
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" Rosy ne kaha 'violet ko chodd do ' . . Violet ne kaha ' Rosy ko chodd do' . . Mai kaind ' chittar maranga . . Filmi kahiki . . Shrook fans ' . . Hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'mooli pranthe khane hai ji ' . . Violet kaindi ' chole khane hai masale waale ji ' . . Mai kainda ' khalo ji mainnu jukham hai . . Nose blocked " hainji
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"Rosy kaindi 'Namaste ji . .khi khi khi' . . Violet kaindi ' Howdyuddo hi hi hi ' . . Dharam kainda ' Hallo babees' . . Mai kainda 'GET OUT' . . " hainji
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"Rosy kaindi ' abbey hatt nandu kahika' . . Violet kaindi ' aaya nandan jhalla ' mai kainda ' come on you dumb chiks show me respaact' :p " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'Violet !! O ni violettt ' .....Violet kaindi ' ___________ ' ..... mai kainda ' Oho ji .. aaj ..behno ne ladai kitti hai ?? ' hummm ??" ...hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'Tinnninnniii niii nii nni iiii ...dhishhh ' ... violet kaindi 'Nachcho' .. mai kainda 'Paaglo.. mai koi naagan shri devi haan' .. ??" hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'shoot' .. viloet kaindi ' facebook ' .. mai kainda ' marjaniyo .. ek maa se nai poochna chaida usse kaun sa bachcha jyada pyara hai ji" hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' sunday' . . Violet kaindi 'yayyy' . . Mai kainda 'dont rub it in . . Chalo shooting ' have good day ji " hainji
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"Rajan kainda 'hello' ... Veeru kainda 'hi' ... mai kainda 'Rosy Violet nakli muchchein laga ke .. mainnu buddhu bana ri ho ?? " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' @ ' ....... Violet kaindi ' @ ' ......... Mai kainda ' Bas ek ek ?? mai te poori ek kilo jalebi khawanga'... ;) " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' swit hart durling ' .. Violet kaindi 'lub u handsung' .. mai kainda 'Hai rabba .. sikha sikha thakk gaya .. in illtritate kudiya di spalings caract karo " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'aaj naked ' .. Violet kaindi 'kal udhaar ' .. mai kainda 'ROSYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!! BEWAKOOF " hainji
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"Rosy kaindi 'hai hai dusht ' ... Violet kaindi 'chee paapi' ... mai kainda 'besharmo .. jab ek jwan ladka naha ra hota hai ..to darwaza knock karna chaida hai .. " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'I pod' .. Violet kaindi 'You tube' .. mai kainda 'Ladai-ladai maaf karo ...Violett .. rosy bichari keh ri hai .. woh pod hai .. to kyu usko tube bula ri hai .. marjani .. ladaki balaa " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' haww dufr ' . . Violet kaindi ' besharm' . . Mai kainda 'Batmeej .. darwaja knock karna si na . . Lungi kitthe hai ?' hainji
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" Rosy ne kaha 'violet ko chodd do ' . . Violet ne kaha ' Rosy ko chodd do' . . Mai kaind ' chittar maranga . . Filmi kahiki . . Shrook fans ' . . Hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'mooli pranthe khane hai ji ' . . Violet kaindi ' chole khane hai masale waale ji ' . . Mai kainda ' khalo ji mainnu jukham hai . . Nose blocked " hainji
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"Rosy kaindi 'Namaste ji . .khi khi khi' . . Violet kaindi ' Howdyuddo hi hi hi ' . . Dharam kainda ' Hallo babees' . . Mai kainda 'GET OUT' . . " hainji
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"Rosy kaindi ' abbey hatt nandu kahika' . . Violet kaindi ' aaya nandan jhalla ' mai kainda ' come on you dumb chiks show me respaact' :p " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'Violet !! O ni violettt ' .....Violet kaindi ' ___________ ' ..... mai kainda ' Oho ji .. aaj ..behno ne ladai kitti hai ?? ' hummm ??" ...hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'Tinnninnniii niii nii nni iiii ...dhishhh ' ... violet kaindi 'Nachcho' .. mai kainda 'Paaglo.. mai koi naagan shri devi haan' .. ??" hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'shoot' .. viloet kaindi ' facebook ' .. mai kainda ' marjaniyo .. ek maa se nai poochna chaida usse kaun sa bachcha jyada pyara hai ji" hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' sunday' . . Violet kaindi 'yayyy' . . Mai kainda 'dont rub it in . . Chalo shooting ' have good day ji " hainji
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"Rajan kainda 'hello' ... Veeru kainda 'hi' ... mai kainda 'Rosy Violet nakli muchchein laga ke .. mainnu buddhu bana ri ho ?? " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' @ ' ....... Violet kaindi ' @ ' ......... Mai kainda ' Bas ek ek ?? mai te poori ek kilo jalebi khawanga'... ;) " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' swit hart durling ' .. Violet kaindi 'lub u handsung' .. mai kainda 'Hai rabba .. sikha sikha thakk gaya .. in illtritate kudiya di spalings caract karo " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'aaj naked ' .. Violet kaindi 'kal udhaar ' .. mai kainda 'ROSYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!! BEWAKOOF " hainji
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"Rosy kaindi 'hai hai dusht ' ... Violet kaindi 'chee paapi' ... mai kainda 'besharmo .. jab ek jwan ladka naha ra hota hai ..to darwaza knock karna chaida hai .. " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'I pod' .. Violet kaindi 'You tube' .. mai kainda 'Ladai-ladai maaf karo ...Violett .. rosy bichari keh ri hai .. woh pod hai .. to kyu usko tube bula ri hai .. marjani .. ladaki balaa " hainji
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