Saddi poetry ;) hainji

Twinkle twinkle little star .. Akshay haiga bigger star .. kholi usne jeans do fly .. duniya kaindi hai hai
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"Be murawat .. be sharm .. be tuka ..be wajah .. be shaq .. be inteha ..be positive .. be patient .. be nice .. be bo "
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"Baba blake ship .. hab you annie bool ..yesh shir yesh shir ..therie baig phull .. won four my mashter ..baaki pata nahi kiththe gaye .. "
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"Dear Barbara mori .. suratiya to dikhao tori ..gajab ki ho tum chori ..ekdumm gori gori .. na karo humm se seena jori ..milne aaye to khilaye kachori .. Barbara mori Barbara mori "
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" O pyari Savitri .. time is past three ..are u again on a shopping spree.. lemme know when u get free .. chalegi pyar ki gaadi on patri ..U n me under one chattree .. O Savitri ..O Savitri "
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" Karo ek isaara to aasik ban jaye .. sarrt laga lo saalini haar gayi to saadi suda ho jaye .. dekhta hoo tumhari sakal to saheed ho jaye .. mann ki aankho se dekho to humm bhi saahrukk ho jaye "Re
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" Dabbe mai dabba .. dabbe mai khargoss .. ramess ne aankh maari .. puspa behosss "
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"Jindagi mai aate hai kai modd .. kuch muskilon ka nahi hota koi todd .. yaadon ko aaye humm peche chodd .. isliye kehta hoo O god ! O god !"
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" Bura jo dekhan mai chala .. tujhse bura na milya koy .. isiliye kehta hoo notty boy!! notty boy!! " hainji
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" Dear beer i saw a deer so near i pet her near the ear she shed a lil tear and showed me her rear .. i gave her one beer hic!! hic!! hic!beer o beer :)))))
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" Never bitch .. to a bitch about a bitch ..coz the bitch will go and bicth to the bitch who u bitched about ..and ull be the bitch " STAY SAFE
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" Andi mandi shandi "
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"Dil ki badhti hai Heart bit .. dekhoo jab tumje 'o my swit' .. pehno joote on ur fit .. kanta chubha to boloigi 'O sit O sit "
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" Osama 'bin' laden .. jaise .. jal 'bin' machli "
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" Kish my aish "
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" Along came Polly .. mainu kaindi holly holly .. 'picture vekh rahi hoon wood bolly' .. mai keya 'kiththe haigi dolly??' .. kandi 'pata ni ji o te haigi very jolly .. maybe she is behind the trolly ' .. mai kainda 'behn da khyal rakhna chaida thappad lagawanga Polly ' ... o kaindi ' very solly very solly ' .... hainji
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" Mai gaya hoon phass ..nahi hota dimaag tass se mass .. dil kahe bass .. khayaal aate hai duss .. chadd gayi nass pe nass .. ungaliyo mai pad gayi pass .. gimme laughter yani ke hass .. ek gall tu mainnu dass .. kya jaroori hai likhna statusss ?? " hainji

opportinity

" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i say "Hainji ??? who isss ?? kaun aaya hai mooaa is waqt ? "
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" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i open the door and i say ........'wahhh behenji !! saree bahut janchti hai aap pe' !! .. hainji
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" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i say .. ' Ki thakk thakk.. lagai hui hai .. kambakhat maari .. tatti vi ni karne deti " hainji
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When opportunity knocks on my door i say ... "Opportunity kahiki .. isse pehle .. kiske saath rang raliyan mana rahi thi.. BOL"
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" When opportinity knocks on the door .. i say ' ki thak thak lagayi hai ?? .. bell ni dikhayi de rahi ?? "
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" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i feel ' leh phir kapde pehne padenge .. siyappa " hainji
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when opportunity knocks on ur door she is thinking.. "mua batmeej.. paani bhi nahin puchega.."
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When opportunity knocks on the door ... i feel ... 'zaroor 6th floor waali cheeni maangne ke bahane rishtedaro ko actor dikhane laayi hogi " .. hainji

Rosyviolet

"Rosy kaindi 'Deccan chargers ' .. Violet kaindi 'Royal challengers' .. mai kainda 'O te theek hai ... Shrookh khan ni khel ra ajj ??? '... :P " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi '_____' ... Violet kaindi '_____' ... mai kainda '__________________ Leh!! meri line lambi hai " .... hainji ;)
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"Rosy wants a 'tattoo' . . Violet wants a ' piercing' . . Mai kainda ' hai rabba . . Utha le mujhe ' . . " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' Teri maa da interrrview !! ' ... Violet kaindi 'Teri maa di capacity !!' .. mai kainda 'Oho bholi .. twannu gaali deni vi ni aandi ' hanji
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"Rosy kaindi ' Oye ! phuljhadi malti' . . Violet kaindi ' Hai ni patakha malti ' . . Mai kainda ' Oho chudailon . . Cheddo na . . pait ke liye karna padta hai ji ' . . " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' Dhoop !! Dhoop ' .. Vilolet kaindi ' Om om !! om om ' .. mai kainda 'O sitttt ! pehchan liya ?? mai te chaddar pa ke Alien banya si " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'lori suno' .. Voilet kaindi 'sing lullaby' .. mai kaindi 'Rosy da te samajh aa gaya .. Violet !! marjaniye !! .. tainu ki chaida hai ??? " .. hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ..'Hainji' .. Violet kaindi ..'Hainji' .. mai kainda .. 'Coppy cat".... ;)
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" Marr gayi Rosy .. te marr gayi Violet .. tussi maatam manao .. mai ja reya toilet " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi .. 'i look betterrr ' .. Violet kaindi .. 'meri photu haigi betterr' .. mai kainda .. 'tussi sab nu pasand ho ji ..afteraaal .. looks dont matterrrr !! ' ... " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi .. 'Banao ji koi sta-tuss " ... Violet kaindi .. 'Naina gaye tarass' .. mai kainda ... 'Lemme fo-kuss .. ye lo ji sta-tuss' .... ;) " hainji
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rosy violet 2

" Rosy kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk .. Rosy kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk .. Rosy kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk .. Rosky kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk .. Rosy kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk .. Rosy kaindi takk .. Violet kaindi takk ........... mai kainda ' Hai bada ..pyara verbal table tennis khelde ho tussi dono ' :P " ..... hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' haww dufr ' . . Violet kaindi ' besharm' . . Mai kainda 'Batmeej .. darwaja knock karna si na . . Lungi kitthe hai ?' hainji
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" Rosy ne kaha 'violet ko chodd do ' . . Violet ne kaha ' Rosy ko chodd do' . . Mai kaind ' chittar maranga . . Filmi kahiki . . Shrook fans ' . . Hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'mooli pranthe khane hai ji ' . . Violet kaindi ' chole khane hai masale waale ji ' . . Mai kainda ' khalo ji mainnu jukham hai . . Nose blocked " hainji
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"Rosy kaindi 'Namaste ji . .khi khi khi' . . Violet kaindi ' Howdyuddo hi hi hi ' . . Dharam kainda ' Hallo babees' . . Mai kainda 'GET OUT' . . " hainji
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"Rosy kaindi ' abbey hatt nandu kahika' . . Violet kaindi ' aaya nandan jhalla ' mai kainda ' come on you dumb chiks show me respaact' :p " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'Violet !! O ni violettt ' .....Violet kaindi ' ___________ ' ..... mai kainda ' Oho ji .. aaj ..behno ne ladai kitti hai ?? ' hummm ??" ...hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'Tinnninnniii niii nii nni iiii ...dhishhh ' ... violet kaindi 'Nachcho' .. mai kainda 'Paaglo.. mai koi naagan shri devi haan' .. ??" hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'shoot' .. viloet kaindi ' facebook ' .. mai kainda ' marjaniyo .. ek maa se nai poochna chaida usse kaun sa bachcha jyada pyara hai ji" hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' sunday' . . Violet kaindi 'yayyy' . . Mai kainda 'dont rub it in . . Chalo shooting ' have good day ji " hainji
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"Rajan kainda 'hello' ... Veeru kainda 'hi' ... mai kainda 'Rosy Violet nakli muchchein laga ke .. mainnu buddhu bana ri ho ?? " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' @ ' ....... Violet kaindi ' @ ' ......... Mai kainda ' Bas ek ek ?? mai te poori ek kilo jalebi khawanga'... ;) " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi ' swit hart durling ' .. Violet kaindi 'lub u handsung' .. mai kainda 'Hai rabba .. sikha sikha thakk gaya .. in illtritate kudiya di spalings caract karo " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'aaj naked ' .. Violet kaindi 'kal udhaar ' .. mai kainda 'ROSYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!! BEWAKOOF " hainji
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"Rosy kaindi 'hai hai dusht ' ... Violet kaindi 'chee paapi' ... mai kainda 'besharmo .. jab ek jwan ladka naha ra hota hai ..to darwaza knock karna chaida hai .. " hainji
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" Rosy kaindi 'I pod' .. Violet kaindi 'You tube' .. mai kainda 'Ladai-ladai maaf karo ...Violett .. rosy bichari keh ri hai .. woh pod hai .. to kyu usko tube bula ri hai .. marjani .. ladaki balaa " hainji

bio data ;)

films Kyu ho gaya na , Neal n Nikki , Mera pehla pehla pyar MP3 , Budhdha mar gaya ,Woodstock villa , Dasvidaniya , Oh my god , Jack n hol ( un released ) Umeed se dugna ( unreleased ) Lucky boys ( in the making )Hello India ( unreleased)

Tv shows /serials Sanskruti ( Star plus ) Life nahi hai laddo ( star plus ) Kahi kisi roz ( star plus ) Jassi jaisi koi nahi ( sony tv ) The great indian comedy show ( star one ) Love mai kabhi kabhi ( sab tv ) Sab ka bheja fry ( sab tv ) Babban bhai v/s Bimla tai ( 9x) Ishq ki ghanti ( sab tv ) Koi apna sa ( Zee tv ) Yoyo ( zee smile ) Ranveer Vinay aur kaun ( star one ) Oye its friday (NDTV imagine )

Episodes /one offs Love ne bana di jodi ( star one ) shss koi hai ( star plus /2 stories ) CID ( sony/2 stories ) CID special bureau ( sony tv ) Chinchpokli to china ( sony tv ) Yeh meri life hai ( sony tv ) Krishna sharma CA ( star plus ) Woh rehne wali mehlo ki ( sahara tv ) Hero ( hangama tv ) Comedy ka badshah ( sony tv ) new year special ( star news ) new year special ( aajtak ) Bugdet special ( aaj tak ) , Still moving still shaking ( Ndtv imagine ) , Raj kumar Aryan ( ndtv imagine ) Boogie Woogie ( sony tv) IIFA Macau ( star plus )

Radio Big 92.7 fm ( delhi morn show) Radio one ( Delhi )

Ads / tvc Century plywood , Nestle munch , Bajaj M80 , Samsung , Raymonds , Fair & lovely , Tvs victor , Expressions greeting cards ( 3 ads ) , Icici prudential , Set max , Jaan pehchaan ( 3 ads ) Carling beer , Sadhan clinic , Tata tea , Parle mazelo ,Wheel detergent , Parle krack-Jack(3 ads ) , MTNL( coming soon )

Reality tv Bathroom Singer ( anchor / sahara filmy ) Paisa bhari padega ( participant/sab tv/ adventure show ) Fun on the run ( zee tv / participant / adbventure show) Hans Baliye ( anchor/star one) Dekh India Dekh ( malti manohar mishra/Sony tv )

maybe am forgetting some .. will keep editing :)

Action sangeet ;)

Humm am still in delhi .. my friend flew in from mumbai ..we met up saket PVR ... Well from there went to someones sangeet .. i wasnt invited ..went there for my friends sake .. 4 floors no lift.. and music on roof top ..music blarring happy people dancing getting drunk .. pretty girls ... i stood in a corner .. i normally do .. in dark .. where not too many can see me and less attention ..still made some friends :) after a few hours ..dinner time happened .. 4 floors down All were happy and was fun .. food looked yumm .. all gainda phool around happy bald uncles fat aunties pretty pretty chicks ..delhi dudes .. kids running around alls was good :)

Since it was quite late .. so food had to be reheated ..suddenly heard a man yelling ..i looked around .. it was a man around 60 yrs ..speaking to some other guy around 40 yrs ..and the noise level kept going up .. we thought 'hota hai' ..drunken brawls etc ... thought would get over ..we were mistaken .. hehehe we ll the 60 yr old man left in the car .. then the 40 yrs old came inside the house and he yelled at a guy 25 yr old ( am using age coz i dint know anyone by name hehheeh ) the yelling spread .. now a woman almost 30 yrs old got in the scene and yelled at 3 more people .. man .. it was suddenly noisy and the scene was getting uglier ..i chose to stay out .. infact i just walked out of the gate ..from where the view was clear but id still be able to run away ..if someone pulled out a gun lol .. it was almost like they show on India tv news .. all these things about delhi weddings

It was almost 2 am .. neighbours started peeping inside this house ..music was off.. damn... seemed everyone was fighting with everyone ..was just lil short of actual physical beating up ... the gaalis became maa behen ki ..( was funny to see women with heavy jewellery and designer saris abuse in hindi ) and was between .. father mausi son ..chacha mausi mama .. bua bhateeja bhateeji ...dont know who all but they looked related ;) .... was bad.. i felt sad for them .. it was a happy occasion shouldnt have turned out like that ..they dint have to make public their family matter ..

the matter was very simple .. the mans house i went to was getting his daughter married and his sisters daughter was getting married .. same day ..and they lived not too far from each other .. so the realtives were devided about which wedding to go for .. i dint understand too much ..so am not getting into too much detail ;) Well i was dying to video shoot it for u all to see ;) but my phone doesnt have a cam ..coz my N95 phone fell in the toilet pot ( thats another story ..someother time hehehe )

Was hungry but just couldnt stay there any longer ..so went to 'Comesum ' .. an eating joint 24 hrs open at nizzamuddin station .. cool place ;) i quite liked it ... thats all ... i have no video of action wedding i have no names of people ... but i had fun .. was truly an action sangeet hehehehhehehehe