opportinity

" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i say "Hainji ??? who isss ?? kaun aaya hai mooaa is waqt ? "
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" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i open the door and i say ........'wahhh behenji !! saree bahut janchti hai aap pe' !! .. hainji
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" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i say .. ' Ki thakk thakk.. lagai hui hai .. kambakhat maari .. tatti vi ni karne deti " hainji
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When opportunity knocks on my door i say ... "Opportunity kahiki .. isse pehle .. kiske saath rang raliyan mana rahi thi.. BOL"
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" When opportinity knocks on the door .. i say ' ki thak thak lagayi hai ?? .. bell ni dikhayi de rahi ?? "
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" When opportunity knocks on the door .. i feel ' leh phir kapde pehne padenge .. siyappa " hainji
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when opportunity knocks on ur door she is thinking.. "mua batmeej.. paani bhi nahin puchega.."
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When opportunity knocks on the door ... i feel ... 'zaroor 6th floor waali cheeni maangne ke bahane rishtedaro ko actor dikhane laayi hogi " .. hainji